Hedonists and hotties (we’re talking Victoria Secrets models) strut the wooden walkways of this boho chic haunt that doubles as a popped up hotel that’s never gone away. The food’s phenomenal and super fresh (guacamole, giant prawns, octopus) while the fiery shots of mezcal loosen the inhibitions. As evening descends, DJs take to the turntables with a playlist of low-key beats, and a blazing beach fire is set up on the sands. Margarita anyone?
Lazy Lizard, Belize
Get stuck into rum cocktails and reggae at this easy-come-easy-go watering hole on the Belizean isle of Caye Caulker. Just a mile-and-a-half long, this patch of paradise is a favourite on the Central American backpacker trail with pastel-shaded dive shops, restaurants and cheap and cheerful boltholes, not to mention kaleidoscopic marine life beyond its shores. And it’s at Lazy Lizard you’ll catch traveller types hunkering down for an afternoon tipple… or three, blowing smoke spirals along the breeze and hurling themselves into ‘the split’ – a channel of intensely blue water, gouged by a hurricane back in the Sixties.
One of Seminyak’s hippest haunts, Potato Head is a destination in its own right with Instagrammable views of the Indian Ocean, faultless seafood, and inventive cocktails on a swoon palmy beach. Watch as the bronzed and beautiful punters sashay from sunbed to shore, or perch by the pool, feet dangling in the water. And although the funsters rock up from breakfast, the retox begins at sundown when international DJs turn up the volume and everyone has a good old boogie.
Prepare to live it up at this drinking den close to the Majorcan capital, where patrons with envy-inducing bodies float in the pool and order iced cocktails from their white sunbeds. Need to unwind? Head to the massage table where you’ll hear the splish splash of waves as you’re pummelled head to toe, before pulling up a pew and tucking into the fantastic grilled lobster.
Go weak at the knees for Baba Nest – a perennially popular rooftop bar in Phuket with a gorgeous infinity pool surrounding the deck. Whilst it’s not directly on the beach, you can eye up scattered isles below in the Andaman Sea, and cosy up on giant cushions as laidback afternoons morph into ultra hip nights.